30. I Want a Cool Theme Song

If I could be a superhero, I would want a "Make Dove Happy" superpower. And adamantium claws, because they're cool. And with my trusty Squirrel sidekick, we'd rid the city of dishonest parking cops and dog owners that don't clean up poo. Oh, I want kung fu powers too. And a light sabre. Maybe light sabre adamantium claws. That'd be way cool.