25. I'm A Hotty

University was tough and so was high school.
I never was in, I never was cool.
But now we are hot! Of the crop, we're the cream.
As all my geek interests are suddenly mainstream.
And the offers are coming in gruesome detail
As they vie for attention, at least through email.
Some want to show pics, some just want to chat!
Some are russion guys, now what's up with that?
But I have one thing to say to each futile submission,
Only you have root access to my heart's permissions.

(With thanks to Thebes)

23. You're Number One

Our love, to me, is quite divine
And is so like a number prime.
It's divisors are only two
That's our love, just me and you.