YAY! New Years!

Allo All who are not Dove!

For all two of you who subscribe to my feed, I'm away on vacation for the next week with no access to internets, so that means I am unable to do any love notes. I may bring pen and paper... but those are such archaic tools I've forgotten how to implement them in.

If you are reading these and have a great idea for a love note, please send it my way. I'm all for ideas. I have a few stored, but I'll eventually run out of steam.

Have a great year everyone!

15. No Base Case

Click to see how much I love you.

14. And It Wouldn't Be Beta

If I had a byte for every time I thought of you, I could offer more storage than Gmail.

13. A Virtual Song

I've been mulling this song in my head, wondering if I'll ever get a chance to do it, and who do I see on MSN? Debs! I met her during Nanowrimo, (she's known as greensong there) and she's a great musician. You can check out her new site. So I beg her to sing this song with me and she agrees! And now, I listen to it with her superior voice and microphone and me sounding like a youtube karaoke reject, but hey, I still like the song. We did this in one day, Debs is tireless. I wrote it last night, sent the garageband file to Debs, and she perfects her part and sends it back.

So I give you my first song to the Geek Love Notes blog. Thanks Debs!

A Virtual World

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I can show you a world
Shiny, pixely, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last love the game you played.

I can open your eyes
3D graphics a wonder
Watch me as I fight and plunder
When I do this raid!

A virtual world
With many different camera views
You get to play a role
Maybe taunt a troll
It's really not demeaning.

A virtual world
It's baffling this is what you choose
And when I see it here
It's crystal clear
I won't go to this virtual world with you.
It's not so bad just look what you can do!

Unbelievable time
Wasted here I am reeling
As you sit there revealing
You're a really nerdy guy

A virtual world
Watch me sit here and grind
It's very boring don't you see
Social life - it don't matter
I find this all bizarre
We've come so far
Don't go back to what you used to be.

A virtual world
This is not a surprise
With new quests daily to pursue
As you sit and get fatter
Not getting anywhere
Now let's be fair
I want to/won't share this virtual world with you...

A virtual world
A virtual world
That's where we'll be
But not with me
An online space
A useless place
For you and me.

12. I Have To Make Christmas Cards For Myself

I will take hold of its fruit
May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,
and your mouth like the best wine.

Song of Solomon 4:16, 7:8-9

11. Until You, I knew nothing but Rejection

My
love
is
too
big.

10. Can't Believe They Have a Dedicated Website

If you were a cat, I wouldn't duct tape you.

9. No Chocobo Breeding For Me

You are my final fantasy.

8. Would I Need A Parrot License?

If I were a parrot, I wouldn't be pining for fjords.

7. 80's Love Songs Don't Make Me Sad No More

The beating of my heart is a dancepad and it's lost and it's looking for a DDR rhythm like you.

6. Glowy Goodness

You are the radiating glow of the monitor when all around is dark.

5. I Stalk My Wife

You and Starcraft 2 are the only ones worth googling.

4. Venn Diagram of Love

Venn vee are together, zee colours are brighter.

3. Wii Love Dove

If you
were a
Wii Remote,

I'd be
your
Nunchuck.

2. Why I'm proud of my Facebook Profile

I don't need Facbook Apps. I have you.

1. You're Better than Ruby

You complete me like a closing parenthesis.