21. n(n+1)/2 Lovely Things About Dove Where n=10

Ten Things About Dove

1. Likes peanut-butter and onion sandwiches
   
2. Has bright magenta moles
3. Has cute toes
4. Likes top-down shooter games
5. Is fascinated by squirting pus
6. Hasn't seen Star Wars
7. Washes people's feet on a weekly basis
8. Does sudoku in pen
9. Serial fish killer
10. Puts the passion in compassion

Nine Ways to Win Dove Over

1. Give her those brightly coloured plants that have that pungent, perfumy odour
2. Go outside into the harsh environment, even if you don't need to
   
3. Dim Sum
4. Don't take her to Futureshop
5. Pho
6. Turn the lights so low that you can't see anything but you still have to stay in the room
7. Thai
8. Take her to a restaurant so she can listen to other people besides her husband
9. Asian food in general

Eight Ways to Annoy Dove

1. Place her in traffic
2. Give her tepid milk
3. Place your feces anywhere but in the toilet
   
4. Play Starcraft for long periods of time
5. Make her learn kung fu
6. Cover the floor with vaseline as an impromptu skating rink
7. Randomly place articles of clothing about the house and then...
8. Invite 75 people over to her house as a surprise

Seven Things She Wants to Do Before She Dies

1. Live
   
2. Watch her children grow old and move out of the house
3. Visit Crete
4. See her husband go camping
5. Learn the cello
6. Meet Patrick Dempsey
7. Open a teahouse

Six Things Dove Needs to Get

1. A Masseuse
   
2. Cable
3. Jeans that are normal
4. A husband that ventures outside
5. Someone to discipline the children
6. A Macbook Pro to give her husband

Five Things Dove Is Afraid Of

1. Mice
   
2. Rats
3. Small furry things that resemble rodents
4. Pictures of mice
5. Accompanying her husband to a video store for three hours 

Four Things In Dove's Room

1. A closet which lacks the pole thingy to hold up dresses which have been relocated to the spare room and is now causing stress
   
2. Her husbands clothes... on the floor... causing stress
3. A red sheet thingy that goes on top of the bed for some reason
4. Pillows which are not used for sleeping but are for display on a made bed ...impractical use of a pillow, if you ask me

Three Thing Dove Does Daily

1. Take care of kids
   
2. Be loved
3. Look beautiful

Two Things Dove Wants to Do Right Now

1. Sleep
   
2. Watch Grey's Anatomy

One Confession

Her husband loves all things about her